其實大陸人講話還蠻妙的= =XD
從PTT的笨版複製下來的
因為我的權限不夠
所以只能這樣
((原PO抱歉了Orz
朋友寄給我的
大陸的網站上的討論
真的是誇張到傻眼= =
還是真的是惡搞= =
1 . we two who and who ?
咱倆誰跟誰阿
2 . how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3 . you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鳥我,我也不鳥你
4 . you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!
together up!
你有种,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!
5 . if you have something to say,then say!
if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏,無事退朝
6 . you me you me
彼此彼此
7 . You Give Me Stop!!
你給我站住!
8 . know is know noknow is noknow
知之為知之,不知為不知 …
9 . WATCH SISTER
表妹
10 . dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!!
龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的儿子會打洞!
11 . American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12 . one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
(車禍描述)
13 . heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14 . go past no mistake past
走過路過,不要錯過
15 .小明: I am sorry!
老外: I am sorry too!
小明: I am sorry three!
老外: What are you sorry for?
小明: I am sorry five!
16 . If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要錢沒有,要命一條
17 . I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年 25 。
18 . you have two down son 。
你有兩下子。
19 . as far as you go to die
有多遠,死多遠!! ! !
20 . I give you face you don't wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉
最後他還出了個題給大家,可是我和我朋友怎樣都解不出來
哪位厲害的大大解個答吧!!
where cold, where you
怎麼想都不合邏輯啊= =
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